I know all too well that I've been ignoring this account for a long time. In my absence a lot of things about me have drastically changed, including some of my approaches towards life.
It's gotten all dry and salty.
It has helped a lot in this apocalyptic dumpster fire, what with the perpetual cynicism, and luckily I have reached some semblance of personal clarity(especially after shaving my head) and now I'm telling whoever reads this about another step towards getting my life together:
I'm converting to Judaism.